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JUSTIN GPS 🐄

The Temecula Incident · Search & Rescue (Corn Division)
PARODY SIMULATION ACTIVE
◈ TEMECULA TACTICAL MAPSIMULATED POSITION · NOT REAL GPS
CORN CREEK RDMOO-MOO BLVDLOST CONTROLLER AVEOLD TOWN BYPASSGRAZING WAY 🌽 CORN FIELD HQunlimited bait 🍔 McPITO STOPemergency rations 🎮 PS5 MEMORIALcontroller still missing 🐄 MOO DISTRICTlocals have questions
● SUBJECT: JUSTIN
STATUS: VERY LOST
Justin's face as the fictional map avatar
MOOOO! 🐄
● Justin's face = fictional position🌽 Corn = highest priority🐄 Threat level: silly
◈ LIVE INCIDENT FEEDALL EVENTS FICTIONAL
JUSTIN GPS v1.0 · PARODY SIMULATION ONLY · NO GPS, NO TRACKING, NO NETWORK REQUESTS · TEMECULA CORN DIVISION © 2026